Tastes Like... Copper?

Fergie is hiding something.

I know it.

The way he looks around. The way he types. The way I can hear him BREATHING. It's enough to make it hard to work in the same cubepod with the man.

I mean, it's bad enough that the other guy never came back to work, but now Fergie is DOING SOMETHING at his desk!

I wonder if he's been pinged by the WebMaster, too. I wonder if he's actually been offered the chance to be brought INTO THE FOLD? Him, too? -- and he's trying to steal my spot? Beat me to the FOLD!!!

He wouldn't dare... Would he?

I'll show him NerdSauce! I know he's been looking at that site on his breaks. But he'll never catch me alive, copper!!!